I don't have an accent

From the SSD FOBTY challenge today:

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

and since the table thing isn't showing up correctly, here's what it is supposed to look like.

It makes sense- I grew up in WA and visited family in TX and OK. Since getting married I've lived in Germany, WA, PA and NJ and CO and mostly in college or military communities where there is a large mix of people from all over the world.